a sow has eaten you
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
Yesterday’s Daily Create involved the Medieval Death Bot, a constant source of unfortunate ends. A nice thing about the bot is that if you include @DeathMedieval in a tweet, the bot gets medieval on you. I myself was eaten by a sow after making a joke about murderous clerks. But those are the risks we take in digital storytelling.
you have been murdered by clerks
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 3, 2017
you have drowned while bathing
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
you fell into a well and there drowned
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
you have been feloniously slain by Hugo de Houdeby
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
you have died of St. Anthony’s Fire
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
you were knocked off a bridge by a passing cart, drowning in the river below by misadventure
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017
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